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Service hours Mon - Fri 09:00 - 16:30
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Please also note the cancellation policy

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100 % Discreet
& climate-friendly shipping

Each consignment has a neutral sender
and is packed in plain, brown cardboard

Payment by instalments*, PayPal, Klarna, credit card
and other secure payment methods

The option of payment by instalments is provided
provided by both PayPal and Klarna

Fast, personalised customer service
and more than 10 years of experience

Service hours Mon - Fri 09:00 - 16:30
SMASH ME exists since 2013

Free shipping*
30 days right of return

From an order value of 75,- € within Germany
Please also note the cancellation policy

SMASH ME - Discover you pleasure - Pimp up your sex

Who is SMASH ME?

What SMASH ME offers you - range, variety, diversity

Welcome to SMASH ME - your online sex shop for sex toys, fashion and fetish of all kinds. From the very beginning, we have made it our mission to take your erotic fantasies and games to the next level - anyone can do vanilla, so discover your hard side with us.

SMASH ME has been around since 2013 and is based in Harrislee, way up in the north of Germany. We started from scratch and 10 years later you can find and buy more then 50,000 items online. The SMASH ME erotic shop offers everything you need for your demanding needs and uninhibited desires. The selection is now huge and everyone will find something to suit their taste. First and foremost, SMASH ME is characterised by its extensive "Fetish and BDSM" category. From BDSM accessories and electrosex to fetish clothing, sex furniture and studio-quality machines. For those who prefer it quiet and sensual in the bedroom, there is an equally lavish selection of sexy fashion and exciting sex toys.

From soft to hard, we offer the right thing for all preferences.

You can expect over 100 categories in our sex shop, which are full of exciting and extremely thrilling sex toys and much more. The range is so large that curious beginners as well as professionals and advanced users will be happy here. Everyone should be able to experience erotic adventures, which is why SMASH ME's range is designed for solo action as well as couples and group sessions. Every gender will find the right toy here, because we go beyond the typical "man and woman" image. We are in favour of sexual diversity and want to encourage people to live it out freely, regardless of gender, preference or fantasy.

Find well-known erotic brands and popular sex toys at SMASH ME or discover something excitingly new. The classics among sex toys, such as dildos and masturbators, are familiar to everyone and are part of the standard equipment. Nowadays, many people rely on app-controlled toys and fancy special vibrators. Your fetish fantasies of dominance, hot role-playing games, gags and the sweet pain of breast, nipple or testicle torture are also sure to be fulfilled.

Sextoys - Here you will find everything for your next solo and sex toys for couples
Fetish & BDSM - vinyl, leather and everything you need for your next session
Fashion - clothing and accessories for seduction for all genders
Drugstore - Everything for suppleness, contraception, the right care and stimulating aids
Massage & wellness - For the sensual massage, even with a happy ending
Fun & gadgets - Fun with erotic games, joke articles and funny gift ideas

Who is SMASH ME?

Welcome to SMASH ME - your online sex shop for sex toys, fashion and fetish of all kinds. From the very beginning, we have made it our mission to take your erotic fantasies and games to the next level - anyone can do vanilla, so discover your hard side with us.

SMASH ME has been around since 2013 and is based in Harrislee, way up in the north of Germany. We started from scratch and 10 years later you can find and buy around 50,000 items online. The SMASH ME erotic shop offers everything you need for your demanding needs and uninhibited desires. The selection is now huge and everyone will find something to suit their taste. First and foremost, SMASH ME is characterised by its extensive "Fetish and BDSM" category. From BDSM accessories and electrosex to fetish clothing, sex furniture and studio-quality machines. For those who prefer it quiet and sensual in the bedroom, there is an equally lavish selection of sexy fashion and exciting sex toys.

From soft to hard, we offer the right thing for all preferences.

What SMASH ME offers you - range, variety, diversity

Sextoys - Here you will find everything for your next solo and sex toys for couples
Fetish & BDSM - vinyl, leather and everything you need for your next session
Fashion - clothing and accessories for seduction for all genders
Drugstore - Everything for suppleness, contraception, the right care and stimulating aids
Massage & wellness - For the sensual massage, even with a happy ending
Fun & gadgets - Fun with erotic games, joke articles and funny gift ideas

Why should you buy from SMASH ME?

Satisfied customers are important to us

At SMASH ME, the satisfaction of our customers is our top priority. Thanks to regular product training, our service team is always up to date and can respond to your individual enquiry. We are happy to answer any questions you may have and endeavour to respond to every written enquiry within 24 hours. Of course, you can also simply give us a call or use the chat at the bottom right during our opening hours.

Our customer service is reliable and conscientious, which is why we rely on direct support and do not use chatbots or external call centres.

Fast and discreet shipping

We understand that your privacy is important. At SMASH ME, you can buy your sex toys discreetly online. That's why we package all our products neutrally and with an inconspicuous sender. Your secrets are safe with us. We work as quickly as possible to get your parcel on its way to you. Please note that we do not deliver on Sundays and public holidays and our service hours are from Monday to Friday from 09:00 to 16:30.

Shipping, with DHL or GLS, is free of charge within Germany from an order value of at least €75.

Sustainability

Our goods are dispatched in neutral, brown cardboard boxes. We use paper tape, which seals the box with a starch-based adhesive. We use recycled paper to fill the boxes. If you still find plastic in your parcel, we have reused it. We always try to throw as little as possible in the rubbish.

All our DHL shipments are made with the Go Green service. If you want to save even more CO₂, you can have your order delivered to a post office or Packstation.

Our erotic outlet sells goods whose packaging may be damaged or which have been used as display items. The goods are inspected by our trained staff and are in perfect condition.

We endeavour to buy all devices and office equipment that we need for online trading refurbished.

Fair prices

We always try to find the best price for you! If you find an item cheaper elsewhere, please contact our team and we will see what we can do for you.

Secure payment options

At SMASHME.de you can choose between various payment methods, including

PayPal check-out: PayPal, pay later with PayPal, instalment purchase with PayPal (from €100 purchase value), purchase on account (via Ratepay), SEPA direct debit

Stripe: Credit card, Klarna, Klarna instalment purchase, Klarna pay later, Sofort, Apple Pay, Google Pay, iDeal, Bancontact, EPS and many more

Prepayment by bank transfer
Payment by cash on delivery (plus cash on delivery fee of €7.95)

If your preferred payment method is not listed, please contact us and we will try to find a solution.